Turdcules Pooseidon Toilet Elixir

In Ancient Greece, Sailors would call upon Poseidon to calm the seas and protect their ships and crews. Many a drunken sailor and cursed ship have met their demise by the wrath of the god of the sea. With Turdcules' Pooseidon Toilet Elixir, you'll reign over the porcelain ocean with the ferocity of an Olympian while the sweet smells of sunken wooden ships and tropical rum tantalize your nosebuds.

PRODUCT DETAILS

Turdcules Pooseidon Toilet Elixir
Smells like Sunken Ships & Drunken Sailors
Really smells like teakwood, coconuts and Caribbean rum
100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
SEPTIC-SAFE
Proudly Made in the USA