Turdcules Sasquat Toilet Elixir

Centuries of research shows that you have a better chance of glimpsing the mighty Bigfoot himself than sniffing out a pile of his fresh, steamy butt nuggets. If you're wondering how our bearded-bodied bro's are crackin' off butt bazookas right under our noses, then look no further. Introducing Turdcules' Sasquat Toilet Elixir. Used by man, but made for a Living Legend.

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Turdcules Sasquat Toilet Elixir
Smells like Camping & Living Legends
Really smells like Woodland Berries & a cacophony of Evergreen Trees
100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
SEPTIC-SAFE
Proudly Made in the USA